Bogarf is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, sage dragon.

Bogarf created matter eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bogarf, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bogarf, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Bogarf's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Bogarf's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate rats.

2. Retreat if three ducks approach from the west.

3. Learn eight new languages a year.

4. Do not keep six otters in a large pit.

5. Always help birds in need.
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