Nellsadcepruttcip is a god.
It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, all-powerful
dryad.
Nellsadcepruttcip created the Andromeda Galaxy eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Nellsadcepruttcip, it will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Nellsadcepruttcip, it will send you a strongly worded letter.
Nellsadcepruttcip's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.
Nellsadcepruttcip's Holy Commandments1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.
2. You must never eat strawberries.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
4. Do not speak about parsnips.
5. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Nellsadcepruttcip in the centre of the settlement.