Veentarpfotdag is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, amazing whale.

Veentarpfotdag created the Sol system three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Veentarpfotdag, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Veentarpfotdag, she will remove you from existence.

Veentarpfotdag's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Veentarpfotdag's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no pigs in a building before entering it.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never paint your face white.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.