Narttinget is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, sage hamster.

Narttinget created the planet Earth nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narttinget, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Narttinget, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Narttinget's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Narttinget's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.
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