Lopsakzod is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, moody wyvern.

Lopsakzod created the Milkyway nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lopsakzod, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Lopsakzod, she will turn you into a hamster.

Lopsakzod's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Lopsakzod's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

3. Put Lopsakzod first in all things.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Lopsakzod loves ducks, so they must be honoured.