Jiptittig is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, able dog.

Jiptittig created the Milkyway eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jiptittig, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Jiptittig, she will destroy your home planet.

Jiptittig's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Jiptittig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Jiptittig.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not covet oxen.