Garnurtben is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, impressive armadillo.

Garnurtben created matter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Garnurtben, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Garnurtben, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Garnurtben's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Garnurtben's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.