Fudsom is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, selfish snail.

Fudsom created humankind eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fudsom, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fudsom, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Fudsom's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Fudsom's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Run away if five eagles approach from the north.

3. Never go into white rooms.

4. Never think about nucleic acids.

5. Do not cook food in pots.