Bungesstig is a god.

It takes the form of a large, self-assured cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Bungesstig created bats nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bungesstig, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bungesstig, it will be mildly annoyed.

Bungesstig's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Bungesstig's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

3. Never think about ultrasonics near horses while wearing purple skirts and balancing eight aluminium spheres on your neck.

4. Always treat tortoises with great respect.

5. Never write about dark energy.