Bepyatmut is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, benevolent chicken.

Bepyatmut created vertebrates two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bepyatmut, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bepyatmut, she will turn you into a goat.

Bepyatmut's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Bepyatmut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt ducks.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Bepyatmut.

4. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Bepyatmut in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never go into red rooms.
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