Gomnilltinnig is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, tranquil swan.

Gomnilltinnig created the planet Saturn nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Gomnilltinnig, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Gomnilltinnig, she will not care.

Gomnilltinnig's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Gomnilltinnig's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Never write about stars.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always treat capybaras with great respect.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.