Pigyarphon is a god.
She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, overgenerous
hydra.
Pigyarphon created the Sunflower Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Pigyarphon, she will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Pigyarphon, she will turn you into an amoeba.
Pigyarphon's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.
Pigyarphon's Holy Commandments1. Do not commit murder.
2. You must pray to Pigyarphon three times a day.
3. Do not wear green clothing.
4. Show mercy to disobedient children.
5. Always obey Pigyarphon's priests.