Wadganflat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, self-assured wombat.

Wadganflat created a quark four years ago.

If you believe in Wadganflat, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Wadganflat, she will turn you into a puffin.

Wadganflat's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Wadganflat's Holy Commandments

1. Learn five new languages a year.

2. Wadganflat must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.