Dissgubbonkdimbasslogbudcim is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, all-powerful centaur.

Dissgubbonkdimbasslogbudcim created humankind five million years ago.

If you believe in Dissgubbonkdimbasslogbudcim, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dissgubbonkdimbasslogbudcim, she will turn you into a duck.

Dissgubbonkdimbasslogbudcim's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Dissgubbonkdimbasslogbudcim's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Hamsters are not to be trusted.

4. Always obey Dissgubbonkdimbasslogbudcim's priests.

5. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.