Dutmidpid is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, weak wyvern.

Dutmidpid created Mount Everest twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dutmidpid, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dutmidpid, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Dutmidpid's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Dutmidpid's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in the presence of snakes.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never talk about quantum gravity near badgers while wearing violet boots and balancing eight platinum spheres on your hands.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always look after injured tapirs.