Cidbonkrutt is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, almighty cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Cidbonkrutt created the cosmos seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cidbonkrutt, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cidbonkrutt, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Cidbonkrutt's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Cidbonkrutt's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Cidbonkrutt nine times a day.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Always look after injured monkeys.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Always help pigs.