Wapstraghit is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, capable goblin.

Wapstraghit created the Small Magellanic Cloud four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wapstraghit, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wapstraghit, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Wapstraghit's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Wapstraghit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about solid mechanics near cats while wearing white ear rings and balancing six tin spheres on your face.

2. Hide from cyan monkeys for they are unholy.

3. Do not wear brown clothing.

4. Never feed carrots to eagles while wearing yellow skirts.

5. Never think ill of sick goats.