Rilbusbed is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, ruthless seal.

Rilbusbed created vertebrates seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Rilbusbed, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Rilbusbed, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Rilbusbed's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Rilbusbed's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of apples to grasshopers while wearing magenta boots.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never talk about black holes.

4. Do not wear nickel on your body.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.