Migdibsug is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, all-powerful mole.

Migdibsug created a top quark two years ago.

If you believe in Migdibsug, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Migdibsug, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Migdibsug's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Migdibsug's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never eat onions.

4. Feed all hungry capybaras.

5. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.