Bugmabtik is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, effective salamander.

Bugmabtik created Europe five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bugmabtik, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bugmabtik, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Bugmabtik's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Bugmabtik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate geese.

4. Run away if five capybaras approach from the east.

5. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Bugmabtik in the centre of the settlement.