Narldinxin is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, dishonest fly.

Narldinxin created vertebrates six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Narldinxin, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Narldinxin, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Narldinxin's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Narldinxin's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Worship no other gods but Narldinxin.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

4. Always help gulls in need.

5. Do not chop down trees.