Fodgedjat is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, confident donkey.

Fodgedjat created humanity six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fodgedjat, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fodgedjat, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Fodgedjat's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Fodgedjat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair brown.

2. Never eat strawberries.

3. Fodgedjat loves birds, so they must be honoured.

4. Feed all hungry dogs.

5. Always pray immersed in water.