Wabdisspom is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, flying tapir.

Wabdisspom created a quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Wabdisspom, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Wabdisspom, she will refuse to believe in you.

Wabdisspom's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Wabdisspom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always help badgers in need.

3. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.

4. Never talk about dwarf planets.

5. Never think about nebulae.