Dogtablib is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, amazing tortoise.

Dogtablib created the Tadpole Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dogtablib, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dogtablib, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Dogtablib's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Dogtablib's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about goats.

2. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not wear orange clothing.

5. Never mention voles.