Luncabgad is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, flying mouse.

Luncabgad created the planet Mars seven million years ago.

If you believe in Luncabgad, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Luncabgad, she will laugh at you.

Luncabgad's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Luncabgad's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never think ill of sick dogs.

3. Never feed lots of coconuts to birds while wearing gray stockings.

4. Luncabgad must be the most important thing in your life.

5. You must love Luncabgad.