Bodrullsawhugvol is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unjust goose.

Bodrullsawhugvol created humanity six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bodrullsawhugvol, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bodrullsawhugvol, she will refuse to believe in you.

Bodrullsawhugvol's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Bodrullsawhugvol's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always look after injured manatees.

5. Never wear magenta coats.