Bogzodzig is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, caring gerbil.

Bogzodzig created the Large Magellanic Cloud two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bogzodzig, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bogzodzig, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Bogzodzig's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Bogzodzig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Erect a large copper sculpture of Bogzodzig on top of all buildings.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Bogzodzig loves ants, so they must be respected.

5. Pray towards the east.