Cutditcim is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, benevolent manatee.

Cutditcim created the Sun four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cutditcim, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cutditcim, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Cutditcim's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Cutditcim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Worship no other gods but Cutditcim.

4. Never sing in the presence of cats.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics near snails while wearing brown shoes.