Megfutxemortnuryarget is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, loving fox.

Megfutxemortnuryarget created the cosmos seven million years ago.

If you believe in Megfutxemortnuryarget, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Megfutxemortnuryarget, he will not care at all.

Megfutxemortnuryarget's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Megfutxemortnuryarget's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Megfutxemortnuryarget.

4. Do not hurt manatees.

5. Never feed strawberries to squirrels while wearing hats.