Nadzakspag is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, witty walrus.

Nadzakspag created the Sunflower Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Nadzakspag, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nadzakspag, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Nadzakspag's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Nadzakspag's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. You must pray to Nadzakspag three times a day.

5. Never paint your arms black.