Flankaryam is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, duplicitous cow.

Flankaryam created the Virgo Supercluster six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flankaryam, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Flankaryam, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Flankaryam's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Flankaryam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.

4. Never sprint in the presence of porpoises.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.