Megpanhakbodveg is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, omnipotent fox.

Megpanhakbodveg created gold three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Megpanhakbodveg, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Megpanhakbodveg, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Megpanhakbodveg's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Megpanhakbodveg's Holy Commandments

1. Always help snails in need.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Megpanhakbodveg.

4. Never write about solid mechanics.

5. Respect your elders.