Manmadneg is a god.

She takes the form of a large, caring scorpion.

Manmadneg created a strange quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Manmadneg, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Manmadneg, she will send you a sign.

Manmadneg's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Manmadneg's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured pigs.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Do not make images of living things.