Vabsiddud is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, humorless rat.

Vabsiddud created a top quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vabsiddud, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Vabsiddud, she will manifest in front of you.

Vabsiddud's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Vabsiddud's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always wear mauve.

3. Tortoises are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.