Rilbedwon is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, competent fox.

Rilbedwon created an atom five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rilbedwon, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Rilbedwon, he will turn you into a sheep.

Rilbedwon's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Rilbedwon's Holy Commandments

1. Rilbedwon loves porpoises, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never think about stars.

5. Rilbedwon loves seals, so they must be respected.