Wegtunpag is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, boastful giraffe.

Wegtunpag created the Sombrero Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Wegtunpag, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Wegtunpag, he will not care.

Wegtunpag's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Wegtunpag's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured hamsters.

2. Never talk about whales.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.