Tadbodarf is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, omnipotent horse.

Tadbodarf created tapeworms seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tadbodarf, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tadbodarf, she will turn you into a rat.

Tadbodarf's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Tadbodarf's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

4. Never think about archaea.

5. Do not take Tadbodarf's name in vain.