Binhogab Cabflanrull is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, wise rhinoceros.

Binhogab Cabflanrull created the Black Eye Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Binhogab Cabflanrull, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Binhogab Cabflanrull, it will turn you into a goat.

Binhogab Cabflanrull's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Binhogab Cabflanrull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill mice.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Retreat if four snails approach from the south.

5. Do not bounce in public.