Gebbumnut is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, fast rat.

Gebbumnut created the planet Jupiter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gebbumnut, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gebbumnut, he will destroy your home planet.

Gebbumnut's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Gebbumnut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick birds.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never think about stars.

5. Do not sprint in public.