Manpasbun is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, omnipotent warg.

Manpasbun created a photon three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Manpasbun, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Manpasbun, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Manpasbun's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Manpasbun's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear brown.

2. Do not hurt tapirs.

3. Do not kill shrews.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always stare at clouds.