Saknurpopyam is a god.
He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, tranquil
gnu.
Saknurpopyam created Mount Everest eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Saknurpopyam, he will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Saknurpopyam, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.
Saknurpopyam's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.
Saknurpopyam's Holy Commandments1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
2. Never eat bark.
3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.
5. Never hurt mites.