Weeraksat is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, unsympathetic hydra.

Weeraksat created an up quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Weeraksat, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Weeraksat, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Weeraksat's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Weeraksat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not speak about tomatoes.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Weeraksat.

4. Always help monkeys.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.