Hogvilgid is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, fast lizard.

Hogvilgid created silver four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hogvilgid, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Hogvilgid, she will turn you into a mouse.

Hogvilgid's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Hogvilgid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Worship no other gods but Hogvilgid.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Erect six carbon sculptures of Hogvilgid on top of important buildings.
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