Mutsigtap is a god.
It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, dishonourable
meerkat.
Mutsigtap created an up quark three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Mutsigtap, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Mutsigtap, it will turn you into a plant.
Mutsigtap's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.
Mutsigtap's Holy Commandments1. Do not shave your chest.
2. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.
3. Always obey Mutsigtap's priests.
4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.
5. Do not wear yellow clothing.