Mutsigtap is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, dishonourable meerkat.

Mutsigtap created an up quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mutsigtap, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Mutsigtap, it will turn you into a plant.

Mutsigtap's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Mutsigtap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your chest.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.

3. Always obey Mutsigtap's priests.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Do not wear yellow clothing.