Begdubwot is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, two-faced shark.

Begdubwot created a Higgs boson nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Begdubwot, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Begdubwot, it will laugh at you.

Begdubwot's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Begdubwot's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.

2. Do not eat spinach.

3. Never paint your arms magenta.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.