Biggupdun is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, thoughtless whale.

Biggupdun created everything that exists five billion years ago.

If you believe in Biggupdun, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Biggupdun, he will laugh at you.

Biggupdun's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Biggupdun's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Put Biggupdun first in all things.

3. Never write about quantum mechanics.

4. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Biggupdun on top of all buildings.

5. Do not drink alcohol.