Jambifsit is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, happy wren.

Jambifsit created a top quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Jambifsit, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Jambifsit, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Jambifsit's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Jambifsit's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in the presence of goats.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Seals are not to be trusted.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.