Yaksiggofbeg is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, confident chinchilla.

Yaksiggofbeg created a bottom quark two years ago.

If you believe in Yaksiggofbeg, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Yaksiggofbeg, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Yaksiggofbeg's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Yaksiggofbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. Erect four zinc sculptures of Yaksiggofbeg on top of important buildings.

3. Always wear blue.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.

5. Never think about quantum gravity near tortoises while wearing red ear rings and balancing seven aluminium spheres on your legs.