Pasnurlyarp is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unfair hippopotamus.

Pasnurlyarp created everything that exists six million years ago.

If you believe in Pasnurlyarp, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Pasnurlyarp, it will turn you into a dog.

Pasnurlyarp's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Pasnurlyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum field theory.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Put Pasnurlyarp first in all things.