Nurtnibbell is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, narcissistic dingo.

Nurtnibbell created everything that exists three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurtnibbell, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nurtnibbell, he will turn you into a dog.

Nurtnibbell's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Nurtnibbell's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always treat voles with great respect.

4. Do not sprint in public.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
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